“Which two are first cousins?” stumper

Readers have been contacting us regarding a meme that is circulating Facebook — a meme that leads the inquisitive and the innocent to our website:

Turned rightside up, the bottom line reads the following:

We accept neither credit nor blame for the meme.

The Dandy Goat has been the target of an incorrigible prankster — a rogue but merry marketer, if you will.  We have nothing to do with this crass act. Those who work in our social media office have far more sophisticated ways of luring readers to dandygoat.com.

If we did hazard a guess, however, we’d say Penelope Cruz and Barack Obama are probably first cousins, for reasons that are obvious.