Trump supporter tired of media, elites, friends, own parents telling him how to vote

APPLETON, Wis. — One of Donald Trump’s most loyal fans is warning everyone to stop trying to talk him out of supporting the billionaire property developer and Republican presidential candidate.

“Enough is enough,” said Bruce Choler, 39, a pharmacist from Appleton. “I used to choose a candidate because of what I had read or heard about that person, but those days of being brainwashed are over.”

The lifelong Republican says that he will no longer allow himself to be influenced by the mainstream media, GOP elites, the Pope, fellow parishioners from St. Mary’s Catholic Church, his parents Allen and Judy Choler, most of his friends, his sister and her husband from Eau Claire, his beloved niece Lisa who lives in Milwaukee, the Dandy Goat, and a few dozen writers and radio hosts whose ideas he valued until they dared to turn against Trump.

“From now on, I’m going to follow my gut and support whoever gives me that special tingly feeling in my loins,” he said. “It’s been a long time since anyone made me feel really alive in my nether region, but Donald Trump has succeeded.”

“Help me,” he added. “I’m so angry and I don’t know why.”