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Public support for Syria strike above 100 percent

September 1, 2013

A member of the Syrian army participating in a drill
A member of the Syrian army participating in a drill

An AP poll shows that 98 percent of the American public supports a military strike on Syria in retaliation for “repeated attacks on the United States, including 9/11 and the unprecedented invasion of American airspace by forces loyal to Al Jezeera.”  

92 percent of respondents strongly agreed with the statement “Syria should be punished for its role in the Miley Cyrus MTV VMAs calamity,” while 89 percent of respondents agreed that [Syrian President] “Bashar al-Assad should be personally targeted for having called your mother a ‘falafel monger.’”

Only 4 percent of respondents said they could easily find Syria on a map. A surprising 29 percent admitted they believed that Syria was not a real country, but rather one of the feuding kingdoms of Westeros in the series “Game of Thrones.”

 

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