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Millions of liberals dress up as chefs and go around saying ‘that’s one spicy meatball’ all day, as per RBG’s last wishes

September 23, 2020

Millions of liberals dress up as chefs and go around saying ‘that’s one spicy meatball’ all day, as per RBG’s last wishesSaying “it’s what she wanted, and who are we to question the Notorious RBG, a veritable Godzilla of the intellect as compared to us, mere cephalopods?” on Wednesday, millions of liberals dutifully put on chef costumes and walked around all day reciting in a comical Italian accent a line from a 1969 television commercial. 

“It might seem odd, but Justice Ginsburg did communicate this, one of her last wishes, to a seven-year-old relative,” said Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, donning a crisp white chef’s hat. “That child passed the message on to an adult who delivered the anecdote to a reliable journalist.”

“You can’t ignore a woman’s dying wishes,” Pelosi continued. “There’s a circle in hell for people like that.”

“That’s one spicy meatball,” she added. 

Among Ginsburg’s other final wishes, according to child, according to the journalist, according to Pelosi, were to have Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) walk around on all fours and baa like a sheep for a whole week, and for Pelosi and her family to get season tickets to all San Francisco 49ers games for the next 25 years.



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