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In the wake of a crippling strike, loiterer and doorman Richard Omega to take on all duties

July 30, 2013

Brazen employees attempting to strong-arm The Dandy Goat.
Brazen employees attempting to strong-arm The Dandy Goat.

In response to a full-blown strike by the Dandy Goat’s entire staff — who are brazenly demanding to be paid — the noble loiterer and unpaid doorman Richard Omega will be taking on all duties in regards to writing and editing articles. He has also been named art director and social media specialist.

I, Franklin Dubbles, will as usual represent The Dandy Goat in matters of business and publicity. We thank you for your understanding as we make this transition to a staff of but one lonely, dedicated scrivener.

Yours Faithfully,

Franklin J. Dubbles

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