Hollywood actors protest stereotyping of Hollywood actors as the types who protest stereotypes

Dozens of A-list Hollywood actors gathered yesterday in Los Angeles to protest what they call the “unfair stereotypes about A-list celebrities.”

The group, comprising actors such as Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Julia Roberts, and that guy from the 90’s sitcom about the tool salesman or whatever, have declared 2013 to be “The Year When We Say Enough Is Enough.”

“You watch our movies,” said one actor. “We make you laugh. We make you cry. We populate your weird fantasies about a hot-air balloon crash in the Andes. Yet Americans continue to stereotype us as the types of individuals who join trendy causes and protest stereotyping. Enough is enough.”