The Dandy Goat has obtained an exclusive copy of the Department of Homeland Security’s new Ebola screening questionnaire, sure to stop would-be carriers from getting past even the most porous port of entry. 
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The Dandy Goat has obtained an exclusive copy of the Department of Homeland Security’s new Ebola screening questionnaire, sure to stop would-be carriers from getting past even the most porous port of entry.