Save the date! Charles Manson wedding invitations are out

 

Guess which handsome socialite publisher of which highly regarded newspaper received an invitation to the wedding of the year? That’s right. Our very own Franklin J. Dubbles of the Dandy Goat is honored to be invited to the marriage of beloved hippie icon Charles Manson and his stunningly stylish gal Star Burton. The big question is this: what sort of present might one give to such a couple?

Charles Manson wedding invitation - marriage to Star Burton - date set