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In memoriam: The Dandy Goat

February 1, 2017 By

The world of free online content is mourning the loss of a rising star. The Dandy Goat, which has published more than 800 articles since its launch in June of 2013 and was praised by readers as “lol” and “lmao,” has died following the institutionalization of its founder and publisher, Franklin J. Dubbles. Richard Omega, […]

Win this Charlie Hebdo: Dandy Goat caption contest

January 14, 2015 By

Last week, a few million copies of the Jan. 14 Charlie Hebdo were sent to newsstands, most of them in France. You’re thinking: “How can I get a copy without catching an expensive last-minute flight to France and sleeping with some unctuous newsagent who smells of fermented anis, and has a name I can’t even pronounce?” Here’s […]

Eric Holder shaves off his mustache, revealing surprise

September 28, 2014 By

Eric Holder, the soon-to-be former Attorney General, has shaved off his mustache after 40 years of serious, tough-guy facial hair. What was he hiding all that time?  

Leatherman releases new ‘Tough Guy’ multi-tool

July 29, 2014 By

Available at specialty shops in August 2014

Letter from Senator John McCain to Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel

March 18, 2014 By

  Editor’s note: our in-house legal counsel has informed us that imitating someone’s signature, even for the purpose of valuable satire or obvious comedy, is illegal, constitutes forgery and could result in criminal charges. Thanks, but it’s a little late to be telling us that now, right? For what it’s worth, John McCain is a […]

Letter from Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel to Senator John McCain

March 18, 2014 By

Editor’s note: our in-house legal counsel has informed us that imitating someone’s signature, even for the purpose of valuable satire or obvious comedy, is illegal, constitutes forgery and could result in criminal charges. Therefore, let’s not equivocate: Chuck Hagel is an intelligent, rational man who is not addicted to opium. Also, he didn’t write this […]

Noam Chomsky to finally get a job

March 14, 2014 By

LEXINGTON, Mass. — Author Noam Chomsky has announced on his Facebook page that he is finally getting a job. The linguist and outspoken critic of neoliberalism and U.S. foreign policy wrote that after spending nearly 70 years thinking about things, he is now ready to join the workforce to see what everyone means when they talk […]

Photo of nipple-less breasts of Valeria Lukyanova, the ‘Real-life Barbie’

March 5, 2014 By

Honest, dubious tweet courtesy of The Dandy Goat

Transcript of the telephone call between Obama and Putin regarding Crimea, Ukraine

March 3, 2014 By

Source: The Dandy Goat

In the wake of a crippling strike, loiterer and doorman Richard Omega to take on all duties

July 30, 2013 By

In response to a full-blown strike by the Dandy Goat’s entire staff — who are brazenly demanding to be paid — the noble loiterer and unpaid doorman Richard Omega will be taking on all duties in regards to writing and editing articles. He has also been named art director and social media specialist. I, Franklin […]

Dandy Goat’s copy editorss on strk

July 22, 2013 By

The Daandy Goats’ copyeditorss have decided to go on strk, efficively ending weeks of heatid negotiatins. They are askng for salaries while management says the copy editorss shoud work for free. Managerment has repetedly said that it can’t offer pay until some source of revinue can be foumnd., MAnagement has been considering possibilitis such as […]